Toronto, ON — In a city known for its iconic skyline and cultural institutions, a new wave of unconventional “tourist attractions” is capturing the imagination of locals and visitors alike. From a solitary tree to a persistent puddle, these ordinary sites have been humorously elevated to must-see status, thanks to a flurry of tongue-in-cheek five-star reviews on Google Maps.
Rodney the Tree: Toronto’s Arboreal Star
Standing modestly near King Street and Strachan Avenue, “Rodney the Tree” has become an unexpected sensation. What began as a jest on Reddit’s r/MadeMeSmile subreddit quickly blossomed into a full-fledged phenomenon. One reviewer claimed to have traveled from the U.K. specifically to see Rodney, describing the experience as “definitely worth it” and recommending the “night tour.” Another visitor from South Carolina hailed Rodney as “the real gem of Toronto,” surpassing even the CN Tower in allure. The tree’s Google Maps listing boasts nearly 200 reviews, with an impressive 4.9-star rating.
Lake Timmicaca: Hamilton’s Humorous Hydrology
In Hamilton, a sizable puddle in a Tim Hortons parking lot has been whimsically dubbed “Lake Timmicaca,” a playful nod to South America’s Lake Titicaca. Despite its humble origins, the “lake” has garnered over 50 reviews, with visitors jesting about its “majestic shoreline” and recommending it as a prime swimming spot. One reviewer quipped, “They say Hamilton is known for waterfalls, but I’d say its most famous water feature is our sixth great lake.”
Bloordale Beach: Toronto’s Waterless Wonderland
During the 2020 lockdown, a vacant lot near Bloor and Dufferin Streets was transformed into “Bloordale Beach,” Toronto’s only beach without water. Community members added DIY signage, a dog agility course, and even a community garden, turning the space into a beloved local hub. Though the area has since been redeveloped into a condo complex, the spirit of Bloordale Beach lives on through its Google Maps listing and a dedicated documentary.
The Straightest Fence in North York: A Linear Legend
Nestled between parking lots at Sheppard Avenue West and Chesswood Drive, the “Straightest Fence in North York” has become a minor marvel. With its own website and a handful of glowing reviews, visitors praise its unparalleled linearity. One admirer noted, “I’ve never experienced True Level like the Straightest Fence. Everything else is crooked now.”
McDonald’s Clock: Timekeeping with a Twist
Outside a McDonald’s in Toronto’s St. Lawrence neighborhood stands a branded clock that has unexpectedly become a point of interest. Reviewers playfully recommend it for romantic outings, with one jesting, “Must see! Recommended for couples, be sure to reserve a time online. The maitre d’, Michael, was really nice. Time is of the essence!”
A City Embraces Its Quirks
These unconventional attractions highlight Toronto’s unique blend of humor and community spirit. Through collective creativity and a touch of satire, residents have turned everyday sights into celebrated landmarks, offering both locals and tourists a fresh perspective on the city’s charm.
As one reviewer aptly put it, “In a world full of wonders, sometimes it’s the simplest things that bring the most joy.”
